You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When

• you grind your coffee beans in your mouth.


• you lick your coffee pot clean.


• the only time you're standing still is in an earthquake.


• you can type 60 words per minute with your feet.


• you want to be cremated so you can spend eternity in a coffee can.


• you short out motion detectors.


• you don't sweat, you percolate.


• your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.


• you get drunk just so you can sober up.


• you answer your door before anyone knocks.


• you sleep with your eyes open.


• your T-shirt says Decaf Rules!

If you can think of any more reasons why you're drinking too much coffee, Let us know!